Funny Celebrity Tweet by Steve Agee

Weird, that chunk of steak I just flossed from out of my teeth doesn’t smell as good as it did last month when I ate it

https://twitter.com/#!/steveagee/status/198271774402682880

Crazy Celebrity Tweet by Jeremy Piven

Can we form an Instagramics anonymous group to ween people off taking pictures of themselves and random appetizers every 11 seconds?

https://twitter.com/#!/jeremypiven/status/192321930534191104

Funny Celebrity Tweet by Ricky Gervais

On a serious note. I would like to thank everyone who has stuck with my drivel from Xfm to Twitter. I annoy my close friends too BTW. Haha

https://twitter.com/#!/rickygervais/status/194911820501356544

Hilarious Celebrity Tweet by Chris Rock

Just bumped into Rowan Atkinson on the street he had know idea who I was . He almost gave me change

https://twitter.com/#!/chrisrock/status/197756590336638976

Crazy Celebrity Tweey by Mac Miller

The world should be unsensored. I think everyone should cuss on tv if they want to and should show boobs.

https://twitter.com/#!/MacMiller/status/194981939529252865

I looked in the bathroom mirror this morning and saw my Dad looking back at me. We should stop taking baths together.

https://twitter.com/#!/ConanOBrien/status/195200070507954179

Funny Celebrity Tweet by Katy Perry

If it was the end of the world I would only listen to bjork.

https://twitter.com/#!/katyperry/status/188563313398005760

Hilarious Celebrity Tweet by Kevin Hart

Ooops I meant “Pitcher not Picture” stop correcting my Damn spelling twitttcchheess……everybody knows that I can’t spell sometimes LMFAO

https://twitter.com/#!/KevinHart4real/status/196599239445463040

Weird Celebrity Tweet by Chris Jericho

I woke up and the sides of my mouth are numb. That’s what you get when you swallow fire extinguisher gunk… #wwe #extremerules

https://twitter.com/#!/IAmJericho/status/196959547829657601

Crazy Celebrity Tweet by Michael Ian Black

Why is the part of my brain that thinks Buffalo Wild Wings is a good idea so much stronger than the part that does not?

https://twitter.com/#!/michaelianblack/status/197082651151175680