Funny Celebrity Tweet by Hilary Duff

Love my dentist ….HATE going!!

https://twitter.com/#!/HilaryDuff/status/195280425931911168

Funny Celebrity Tweet by Whitney Cummings

So annoying-there was a baby on my flight and her mom was crying the whole time

https://twitter.com/#!/WhitneyCummings/status/195294380330979329

Hilarious Celebrity Tweet by Chris Pratt

Hey MythBusters: “Aids came from a guy fucking a monkey.” Go.

https://twitter.com/#!/prattprattpratt/status/196076404176203776

Ridiculous Celebrity Tweet by Jonah Hill

Listening to the score from Rudy while jogging is where it’s at as far as inspiration goes.

https://twitter.com/#!/JonahHill/status/181909103998808064

Funny Celebrity Tweet by Will Arnett

Even though she died over 40 years ago, I still think Helen Keller’s death was senseless.

https://twitter.com/#!/arnettwill/status/176786138307100673

Strange Celebrity Tweet by Al Yancovic

When I’m on my deathbed, I’ll probably look back at my life and think, “I should have tweeted more.”

https://twitter.com/#!/alyankovic/status/191314837308055552

Funny Celebrity Tweet by Aziz Ansari

Shoutout to chickenpox. Only disease that says “you know what, we did our thing once and now I’m out of here forever, peace.”

https://twitter.com/#!/azizansari/status/185880930584510464

Hilarious Celebrity  Tweet by Kris Sanchez

I hate it when stupid things happen on Facebook… Like, when I’m tagged in pictures of sneakers.

https://twitter.com/#!/KrisSanchez/status/194958887810641921