Dumb Celebrity Tweet by Jeremy Piven

Can we form an Instagramics anonymous group to ween people off taking pictures of themselves and random appetizers every 11 seconds?

https://twitter.com/#!/jeremypiven/status/192321930534191104

Dumb Celebrity Tweet by Jenny McCarthy

Why are chicks on tampon commercials so happy and dressed nice? Needs to be a girl in baggy sweats giving the finger to strangers.

https://twitter.com/#!/JennyMcCarthy/status/182707319224807424

Dumb Celebrity Tweet by Ellen De Generes

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him, “Wait ‘til two thirty.” #ClassicJokeMonday

https://twitter.com/#!/TheEllenShow/status/186878044466720768

Dumb Celebrity Tweet by Louis C.K.

Well I’m in a goddamn good mood right now. I could give a frog twelve dollars right now. (Xept he’d probably spend it on flies)

https://twitter.com/#!/louisck/status/177857489574961152

Dumb Celebrity Tweet by Elizabeth Banks

Autocorrect just changed Thurs to Thugs three times. I forgot Thugs was a word. Probably because it’s not 1956.

https://twitter.com/#!/ElizabethBanks/status/186549550243266560

If you’re a pizza delivery guy and someone orders a pizza with anchovies you know you’re about to go to a nerds house and you get bummed.

https://twitter.com/#!/deathoftheparty/status/191013715762610179